What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
