Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel Jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Orphan

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.