Vin Diesel jokes

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?

Survival Guilt.