Vexbolts jokes

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.