Valuation jokes

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

I know I'm valuable.

I come with a barcode.