Valdez jokes

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.