v-rah jokes

Bored come talk v rah.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

It's not rape if you're both crying.