This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with pitchfork.
Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom:did you finish ur homework?
Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving
Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month
Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you
Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts
Son:that was cruel
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
