Undies jokes

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

Poopies in my undies.