Unbreakableness jokes
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Alex stood at the edge of the village, watching as the sun began to set over the horizon. She had just returned from another long day of mining and crafting, and was looking forward to some rest and relaxation.
As she started to make her way towards her house, she noticed a strange figure standing in the distance. It was an Iron Golem, towering over the buildings with its imposing presence. She had seen many of them… Read more
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