UN jokes

Misunderstanding

  • When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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  • Cat

  • Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

    1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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