Uglies jokes

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.

God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."