Uglies jokes

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.

You're so ugly!

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.