My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Trys Jokes
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
