Trys jokes

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

What is an old lady's favorite exercise?

Trying to get up from the soft couch.

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.