Trys jokes

The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

What is an old lady's favorite exercise?

Trying to get up from the soft couch.

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)