Trys

Trys jokes

Perspective

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Trophy

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

Orphan

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Emo kid

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Naruto

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Memes

Orphan

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Wheelchair

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Hairline

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

World Trade Center

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Reboot

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Mom

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Baby

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Prison

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

Brother

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Relationship

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.