the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight
the emo tried to high five the tree but the tree just left him hanging
i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day
What sound does an Indian make when ur trying to fuc**** it? ieieieie.
10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer
Sorry I meant 9 and 11
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew? Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.
Tried making jokes about 9\11 but it just kept falling apart
Tried making 911 jokes but none it kept falling apart
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl
