Truephantom jokes

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.