Trombone jokes
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I鈥檓 "bonely" is because you guys don鈥檛 find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people鈥檚 attention, but "tibia" honest I can鈥檛 be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn鈥檛 really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 馃槀
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
I have a trombone.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.