Trafficker jokes

Heart

me: I'm going to steal your heart.

her: omg that's so romantic!!

me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • River

    In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

    My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

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    Drug Dealer

    What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

    The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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  • Lighter

    You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

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  • Drug Dealer

    How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

    Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

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  • Train

    Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

    They say he had locomotives.

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