Trafficker jokes
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
