Trade Deficit jokes

Balance

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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  • Inbreeding

    Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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  • Blow job

    I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

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