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Tissue Memes

✨Jassy✨

Me with lonelylune

A friend will be there
with tissues
But a best friend will be
there with a baseball bat
shouting "Who hurt you
and do I need a shovel?"

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

"Is that ham processed? If it's
processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab
of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or
connective tissue. It is an amalgamation
of the meat of several pigs, emulsified,
liquefied, strained, and ultimately
inexorably joined in an unholy meat
obelisk. God had no hand in the creation
of this abhorrence. The fact that this
ham monolith exists proves that God is
either impotent to alter His universe or
ignorant to the horrors taking place in
His kingdom. This prism of pork is more
than deli meat. It is a physical
declaration of mankind's contempt for the
natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if you
would prefer that.
bu

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

"knight"
- smol
-but will kick ur ass
must be protected
void eyes
-
"(s)quirrell"
so chill
- "everything is so
fascinating"
- mentor vibes
"git gud"
- why such a huge head
no chill
- sews with her giant needle
GIT GUD
"tissue"
- will fight anyone
- "i'm the best"
everyone is weak,
he is the strongest
"corn"
did u mean "google maps"
let's play hide and seek
dork who wants to
discover the world
-
"zote THE MIGHTY"
- "i'm the best" (2)
- doesn't need ur help
(pls help him)
- a knight of great renown
"cloth"
very brave
- wasn't hiding, just
napping
- protect her
"mr mushroom"
- wtf is dis
- eternal being
- speaks mushroom
???