Timepiece jokes

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.