tie-dye shirt jokes

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.