Thriftshop jokes
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.