Threshold jokes

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.