Therian jokes

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

Curry.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.