The jokes
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”