The jokes
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.