The jokes
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.