The jokes
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Ashten Parkes
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Who is the blindest person in the world?
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.