The jokes
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: đ
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
I am the danger.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
"911, whatâs your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
âI think my daddy want to kill me,â the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughterâs voice.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.