The jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Whereβs The beef?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Iβm going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I wonβt stand up and shut the door.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! ππππ
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! π±
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.