The jokes
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.