The jokes
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.