The jokes
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.