The jokes

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

Tiresome is the quantification of tire.

When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.

Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.

The Harry Potter fanbase.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...

What is the skeleton's favorite car?

A Zam-bone-y.

How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

He didn’t, there was no lift...!

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.