The jokes
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎