The jokes
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."