The jokes
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."