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Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

What's the difference between me and cancer?

Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!