The jokes
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and now they have a son.