The jokes
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.