The jokes
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)