The jokes
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."