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What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

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    • To Drew the Devil,

    We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

    Angry Alex

    I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

    What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

    cocks of African-American men

    I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

    Welcome for the rhyme.

    One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.

    How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

    JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

    Kris

    Damn this shit!

    Megan Thee Stallion: What!

    Kris: My mother is a fucker!

    The whole world:

    OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

    2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

    3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

    4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

    5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

    Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

    Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

    So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"