The Skinny jokes
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
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Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
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What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.