The Skinny jokes

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.