The Art of War

The Art of War Jokes

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War