Tele bone jokes
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂