Tele bone jokes

How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

How does a skeleton call his friends?

On the tele-bone!

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

What has three balls and flies through space?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trom-bone 😂