Teen culture jokes
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Like if you know someone is emo.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.