Teen culture jokes
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.