Teen culture jokes

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."

What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?

They both smell like "Teen Spirit."

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees.

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."

What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?

“I ain’t reading all that.”

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.