Tamworth jokes
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.