Tamil jokes

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Curry.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.