Tally Jokes

A man entered in the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back in his account. The teller asked the man why did you withdraw the money and deposit back then the man replied i wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records. Lol

How do you break an orphans wall in their room in the orphanage? Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.