What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Talkativeness Jokes
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Bored come talk v rah.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
