Talkativeness jokes
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Memes
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
"Gwen, can we talk..."
"Princess, let's talk!"
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"