Talkativeness jokes

Team

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Kid

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Letter

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Voice

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

Soap

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

Cow

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Shrek

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Muffin

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

Apology

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

Science Teacher

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Bison

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

Sex

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.