Shopping Mall jokes
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
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Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more